804 Bengies Rd.

Middle River, MD 21220


From Towson & Points West:

Head East on 695.  Stay in the left lane & take exit 31C, Route 43 East (White Marsh).  Follow for several miles past White Marsh Mall (Honeygo Blvd. - IKEA on the right.)   Exit right at Rt. 40 - Pulaski Hwy. and stay right, merging onto Route 40 East.  Turn right at the first light, Ebenezer Rd. (Double T Diner on right)  Go 1/4 mile and make the first right on Vincent Rd.  Follow one mile to the end and turn right on Bird River Rd.  Go just over  mile, past the cemetery and Catholic church on the left, and turn left on Wampler Rd.  Go .7 miles until Wampler bends to the right and make a SHARP left on Bengies.  We're at 804., 4th house on the left.  Address is on the mailbox.  Park in the far right lane of the driveway and enter through the basement door.

From Bel Air & Points North:

Take 95 South to Exit 67A, Route 43 East (White Marsh).  Follow one mile and exit right at Rt. 40 - Pulaski Hwy. and stay right, merging onto Route 40 East.  Turn right at the first light, Ebenezer Rd. (Double T Diner on right)  Go 1/4 mile and make the first right on Vincent Rd.  Follow one mile to the end and turn right on Bird River Rd.  Go just over  mile, past the cemetery and Catholic church on the left, and turn left on Wampler Rd.  Go .7 miles until Wampler bends to the right and make a SHARP left on Bengies.  We're at 804., 4th house on the left.  Address is on the mailbox.  Park in the far right lane of the driveway and enter through the basement door.

From Outer Space:

First of all, if you're reading this after 9/11/2001 A.D., put up all deflector shields and cloaking devices.  From the Alpha Centauri Rest Stop, check out our brochure at the Milky Way Information Center.  We are the 23,543,873,845 galaxy in.  Seventh planet as you're heading in, Earth.  North America.  USA.  Also, if you are time traveling and see someone going in the opposite direction, it's best to avoid eye contact.

From the city:

Take Orleans street heading east out of the city.  Once you pass the 695 overpass, make a right at the second light, Middle River Rd (Carroll Fuel on the corner).  Follow Middle River about a mile and make a left at the first light, Bird River Rd.  Follow Bird River about a mile and make a right on Wampler Rd.  Go .7 miles until Wampler bends to the right and make a SHARP left on Bengies.  We're at 804., 4th house on the left.  Address is on the mailbox.  Park in the far right lane of the driveway and enter through the basement door.

From AA County & Points South:

Take I-97 north to 895 and through the tunnel.  895 will merge onto 95N.  Take the exit for 695E toward Essex.   Take 695 to Exit 35B, Route 40 East.  Make a right at the third light, Middle River Rd (Carroll Fuel on the corner).  Follow Middle River about a mile and make a left at the first light, Bird River Rd.  Follow Bird River about a mile and make a righon Wampler Rd.  Go .7 miles until Wampler bends to the right and make a SHARP left on Bengies.  We're at 804., 4th house on the left.  Address is on the mailbox.  Park in the far right lane of the driveway and enter through the basement door.